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This Week on the Road - August 12th-19th

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This Week on the Road - August 12th-19th

A Beautiful Day at the Wisconsin State Fair

Hello Everyone!

It’s been a wonderful week here in southern Wisconsin and I’ve spent most of it among family and friends. The weather is so much cooler here with the high today supposed to be 76°, and life for me is always better in cooler temperatures. It still feels like summer, but not summer on the surface of the sun. This may have been the week that really saved my summer from slipping away as it’s been full of boat trips, barbecues and even a wonderful day at the Wisconsin State Fair. I haven’t traveled too far or done too much in the way of sightseeing or exploring, but I’ve laughed a lot and sometimes that’s the best thing you can do with your time.

I’ve Had a LOT of Corn This Week

After leaving you last week, I headed out into Madison and made a stop at Forest Hill Cemetery to visit the grave of Eston Hemings Jefferson. Eston was the youngest son of Sally Hemings who was an enslaved woman of mixed race who spent much of her life at Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello in Virginia. DNA evidence from 1998 shows that Eston’s father was a Jefferson and while any number of people have tried to argue that it wasn’t our third president himself, there can be no definitive proof one way or the other. Thomas Jefferson’s documents show that he was present at Monticello when Eston was conceived, and Eston’s brother Madison stated during his lifetime that his mother had told them that Jefferson was their father. Of the more than 600 people enslaved at Monticello during his lifetime, Jefferson only freed a handful in his will. Eston and Madison were among them and all of those he freed were related to Sally Hemings. Eston lived with his mother in Virginia until her death and then moved to Ohio and on to Madison, where he lived the rest of his life. He and his wife both passed as White and their two sons served on the Union side during the Civil War. It was interesting to visit the grave of a man who was likely the youngest son of Thomas Jefferson and to think about his life. Forest Hill is also the site of the northernmost Confederate cemetery in the country, as nearby Camp Randall (now the site of the University of Wisconsin’s Camp Randall Stadium) served as a POW camp during the Civil War.

Dana, Eric and I in Appleton

Leaving the cemetery, I stopped for a quick bite in downtown Madison at the Caribou Tavern. This was a great little dive bar and they served up a delicious bratwurst and some amazing cheese curds as well. From there I headed back to my friend, Chris’ house and we spent the rest of the evening talking and drinking a few beers on his back porch.

Thursday morning Chris took me to meet his parents and then to meet his sister and his nieces. I was on my way out of town, but it was still nice to be able to stop by for a short visit with his family. Bidding them farewell, I zipped north to Appleton, Wisconsin, the hometown of Harry Houdini. I was there to visit my friends Dana and Eric who had traveled with me on the tour I did of Morocco back in 2024. We had a great evening sitting in their back garden and catching up. A little bit later, they grilled up a delightful dinner of salmon and a ton of fresh vegetables (which were needed after a few days of cheese and brats). It was great to hear what they’ve been up to and to share some stories of my own, and when they invited me to go on a boat trip with them the following day, I accepted enthusiastically.

Out on the Chain O’ Lakes

In the morning, we all headed out to the Chain O’ Lakes near Waupaca, Wisconsin. The Chain O’ Lakes encompasses 22 interconnected spring-fed lakes and is a huge boating destination in the area. They had rented a big pontoon boat for the day and we set out to explore with Dana at the helm. There were nine of us out there on the boat and we enjoyed a day of sun, swimming, snacks, drinks and good times. The lakes were all really clear and some were a beautiful turquoise while others were a deeper blue. They were all refreshingly cool for a swim, but not cold at all. There were plenty of birds out there on the lakes and even a couple of loons made an appearance. It really was a wonderful day all around and felt like how summer should feel. They were all staying at a nearby cabin for the night, so I said my goodbyes when we arrived back at the dock and zipped down to Oshkosh for the night. After finding a good parking spot, I made my way over to the Dockside Taver for a beer. They had a great band playing who even threw in a few polkas, this being Wisconsin. The bartender was friendly, the evening was cool and clear and it was a wonderful way to end a really great day.

Wisconsin State Fair

I got up on Saturday and had some breakfast at the Mineshaft restaurant just outside of town. Then I made a beeline for Milwaukee, as it was State Fair Day for me. I found a great free parking spot about a 10 minute walk from the fairgrounds and headed in around noon. My dad used to take us to the Wisconsin State Fair every summer when my brother and I were kids and it will always hold a special place in my memory and in my heart. It hasn’t changed much since then, and it doesn’t need to because it’s always a popular place and a great fair. I started my visit with a stroll through the livestock barns, looking at prize-winning cows, sheep, goats, horses and chickens. Next up were the pig races which are always entertaining. By then I was getting hungry so I wandered over to the Lion’s Club area for some fresh grilled corn on the cob. I wandered over to the Dairy Pavilion to have one of the fair’s world famous cream puffs (which area always incredible), rode the Giant Slide for old time’s sake and then had a couple of beers and listened to some live music. By then it was just about time to catch the Love Monkeys, the band I had planned my day around. This is their 31st year playing the State Fair, and they are always full of energy and ready to go. I was also happy to see that a band called Plumb Loco was also on the schedule, though they had played the previous week. I remember seeing them at the fair at least 35 years ago, and they also played my cousin’s wedding around the same time. I stayed and enjoyed the music for three hours of their four hour set, and by then the sun and fun was catching up to me. I grabbed a brat and another cream puff for good measure and then headed out. I was probably asleep by around 8:30 which was a very good thing after such a busy few days.

Downtown Milwaukee

I knew the fair would take a lot out of me, so I didn’t have much on my agenda for Sunday. I went to the gym and then decided I wanted one or two of Milwaukee’s infamous Bloody Marys. The first place I hit was the West Allis Cheese and Sausage Shop which served up one of the best Bloody Marys I’ve ever had. The drink itself was great, but it’s the accoutrements that make it special and this one came with a bratwurst slider, fried cheese curds, a meat stick, pickle, olives, celery, bacon and some cheese straws. It was a meal in itself and I really enjoyed it. From there I went to Sobelman’s, which is one of Milwaukee’s most famous Bloody Mary destinations. They serve one which comes with a whole fried chicken on it, but I didn’t need anything quite that big. I got one with a burger slider, celery, pickle, green onions, meat, cheese and shrimp. It was delicious, but the one in West Allis was definitely better.

Schlitz Park at the Old Brewery

From there I headed to downtown Milwaukee which I’ve actually never spent much time in. My grandparents lived out in the burbs, and most of the places I went to as a kid were outside of the city center. I parked over by the old Schlitz Brewery and was happy to see that many of the buildings associated with the brewery were still there. Schlitz was bought out in 1982 by Detroit’s Strohs Brewing Co and Milwaukee production stopped after a 133 years. It was bought out by Pabst in 1999, but just 3 months ago was finally shut down for good. Schlitz had an epic rise after Prohibition ended and became the biggest brewery in the world, but it had an equally epic fall and now is gone forever. C’est la vie. From there I wandered down the Milwaukee River and into the heart of the city. I stopped off for a beer or two and then continued down the river into the Historic Third Ward. This neighborhood had a lot of old warehouses, but also a sprinkling of beautiful old buildings as well. I stopped off for a brat at the old Milwaukee Brat House on my way back to my van and it was so nice and cool out as I drifted off to sleep.

Hanging With the Fam in West Bend

I headed out of Milwaukee in the morning and made my way north to West Bend where I met up with my Uncle Greg at noon for lunch in his new retirement community. After my Aunt Nancy died last year, their house was a lot for him to deal with on his own, so he made the big move into his new apartment a few months ago. I haven’t seen him in about five years and we had a lot to catch up on. He also knows a lot more about our family history than anyone else, and I wanted to be sure I got some questions answered while we were together. We had a great meal in the little restaurant on site there and then he gave me the grand tour of the property which seems quite lovely. We hung out in his apartment for a while and then he took me out for a drive around the town. He showed me a lot of places which were important to him like his old house and where he worked, but we also drove over the oldest bridge in Wisconsin and saw the castle-like old courthouse in West Bend. We ended up at a nice country restaurant called Jug’s and had a beer while we waited for my cousins Kaytlyn and Emmalyn and Kaytlyn’s husband Matt to arrive. We sat outside together and enjoyed a really good dinner and some excellent family time. After dinner I headed over to Kaytlyn and Matt’s house where I parked in the driveway for the night.

Riding Bikes to Practice

Matt is a 5th grade teacher, so he’s still on his summer vacation. While everyone else had to work yesterday, we set off for Green Bay first thing in the morning. We were headed to the Green Bay Packers’ practice facility which is right next to the legendary Lambeau Field. The Packers hold a few of their pre-season practices there for the fans to come out and watch. One of the highlights of these days is watching the players arrive. When they leave their team meetings at Lambeau, neighborhood kids are there to greet them and the players ride the kids’ bikes and scooters over to the field, shaking hands and posing for pics along the way. It’s a quaint and charming tradition and a lot of the players seemed to really be enjoying themselves. We watched the practice for a while which was cool to see and then headed off to get some lunch. We stopped first at the Booyah Shed for a steaming bowl of booyah, which I was appalled to realize was a Wisconsin dishI had never had before (or even heard of before). Booyah is meaty stew with potatoes and vegetables which reminded me a lot of Brunswick stew. We both really enjoyed it and then continued south to a place called Eggrolls Inc. where we both got a couple of their famous (and huge) Hmong eggrolls. We ended the afternoon with some amazing custard from Leon’s which has been serving it up for 79 years.

Matt and I in Green Bay

We headed back to their place and relaxed in the garage for a while as a big storm passed over us. There was some thunder and lightning, but mostly just a lot of rain. When it gave us a little break, we shot over to my uncle’s Outdoorsman Club’s clubhouse for a corn roast fundraiser. For $15 we got all-you-can-eat roasted corn, brats, beer and a bunch of other dishes brought in by the members. My uncle was auctioning off some of his home-brewed wine as well. It was a fun group of guys and we had a great meal which really filled me to the brim. At the end of it all, they held a raffle and I walked away with a nice new backpack. Matt and I stopped off just down the road at a bar called CC’s for a beer and to watch the end of the Brewer’s baseball game. If you want to have a real Wisconsin day, it should probably include the Packers and the Brewers, brats, corn, cheese, beer and frozen custard and yesterday had all of the above. It was awesome.

A Serious Bloody Mary

This morning I needed fruit and exercise, so I headed off early to the gym and got a nice fruit bowl and some yogurt along the way. Then I cruised over to the library to finish up this week’s post and get some other work done as well. This afternoon we are all headed down to Milwaukee to catch the Brewers game in person which should be a lot of fun. I’m not really sure what the week ahead will hold, but I’ll definitely be hanging around Wisconsin for a good chunk of it. At some point I may start making moves south and east as I do need to be back in D.C. by the beginning of September. It will still be hot there, but there will be an end in sight, and fall is really beautiful on the east coast. I’m looking forward to watching football games with my friends and hopefully seeing a lot of people I haven’t seen in a long time. I won’t be home by this time next week, but I’ll get there sooner or later. I hope you’re all enjoying the ends of your summer, wherever you are, and that you’re doing your best to stay cool out there. Have a great week and thank you, as always, for reading.

-Mike

State Fair

Cream Puff

Oshkosh

State Fair

Milwaukee’s City Hall

Lady Bug Building

Milwaukee’s Beautiful Mitchell Building

In Milwaukee’s Third Ward

Packers Practice

Milwaukee’s Pink Birds

Milwaukee’s Third Ward

Post Clock in Milwaukee

The Old Schlitz Brewery

West Bend’s Old 1889 Courthouse

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This Week on the Road - August 6th-12th

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This Week on the Road - August 6th-12th

Shadow Catcher and I at Devil’s Tower

Hello Everyone,

Greetings from America’s Dairyland. When I left you last week, I had no plan to be in Wisconsin quite this quickly, but once I got rolling, I just kept rolling. I took advantage of the cool of the early mornings to drive and then tried to make the most of my afternoons wherever I landed. Even though the name of the game this week was to drive towards home, it’s actually been a pretty great week on the road. I was sad to pass through South Dakota so quickly, but I will definitely be back when it’s cooler and I’m ready to really dive into it. Temperature-wise, it’s significantly cooler out here, but once I crossed the Missouri River the humidity started to increase with each passing mile. But it’s still cooler at the end of the day and that is making a huge difference after too many hot weeks out west. Now that I’m back on the eastern side of the Mississippi River and now that my brain isn’t frying every time I step outside, I feel like I’m in a better place mentally. My van did exceptionally well this week and it seemed much happier to be moving in the cool of the morning as well. All told, it was smooth sailing. While I didn’t get to see as much of Montana, Wyoming or South Dakota as I had hoped and planned for this summer, I was grateful for what I did see and will return another time for the rest. Now that I’m somewhere cooler, I will be able to slow down for a bit and see some friends and family before I make that last run for home. It may be cooler here, but it’s still blazing hot in D.C. so while I’m headed that way I’m not in a huge rush to get there at the moment. So let’s get into what I did see and do this last week as I made my way east.

On Gillette Ave in Gillette, WY

When I left you last week, I was in the old coal mining town of Gillette, Wyoming. Gillette is not Wyoming’s biggest town and certainly not its prettiest, but it was nice enough for the night and the people were friendly. I had booked a Harvest Hosts stay at the Big Lost Meadery right in the heart of downtown Gillette and it was an excellent place to stay. Wednesday was bingo night, so I settled in to enjoy a couple of glasses of mead and try my luck. There weren’t too many people there, but there were obviously some regulars who come to play every week. One group had a very long basset hound which was absolutely adorable. I didn’t win a single game, but I enjoyed being there. After they wound up for the night, I wandered around downtown for a bit, but there wasn’t much happening so I called it a night and got a good night’s sleep.

Devil’s Tower

The next morning I headed just down the road to Lula Belle’s café for breakfast. This is definitely a Gillette institution and it was completely packed at 7am on a Thursday with miners getting ready to start their shifts. I got an omelet which was excellent and definitely set me up for the day. I didn’t get on the road as early as I would have liked but I made a beeline for Devil’s Tower. Devil’s Tower is volcanic in origin, but nobody is completely sure how it formed. It is definitely one of the most distinctive and recognizable natural landmarks anywhere in the country, and it had been years since I was there last. There are plenty of American Indian legends about the tower, most of them involving a giant bear clawing the sides of the rock, and they have collectively agreed to refer to it in English as the Bear Lodge. When Colonel Richard Dodge came through the Black Hills for the U.S. Geological Society in 1875, he heard the legend of the bear which was translated for him as “bad god’s tower”, and so he took the liberty of changing “bad god” to “devil” and it went on the map as Devil’s Tower. In 1906, after the passage of the Antiquities Act, Teddy Roosevelt named Devil’s Tower a national monument, the country’s first. In those days it was quite remote and the only way to get there was on horseback, but there’s a road these days and it took me right to the base of the tower during my visit. I enjoyed the 1.3 mile walk around the tower and taking some photos as I went. A good bit of the walk was either in the shade of the trees or in the shade of the tower, so it was reasonably cool, but the day was heating up quickly.

The Sundance Kid in Sundance WY

When I left Devil’s Tower, I stopped for a quick walk around Sundance, the town where Harry Alonzo Longabaugh did some time for horse theft and got his nickname: The Sundance Kid. From there, I stopped in Spearfish for a workout and by then it was about 95° out. I was only planning on getting to Deadwood which is only about 20 minutes away, but the road between the two got steep and my van really struggled to get up the hills in that heat. We made it, though, and found a nice place in the shade to park for the night. It was the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in the Black Hills last weekend which I wasn’t expecting, and the streets of Deadwood were lined with motorcycles everywhere you looked. There were a ton of people milling around and enjoying the town which was once one of the meanest gold-mining towns in the old west. I had a few things I wanted to see while I was there, but it was too hot and too busy so I settled in for some people watching instead. I did pop into the Buffalo Bodega which is rumored to be the oldest bar in the state although there weren’t any signs or anything to that effect. I enjoyed a beer with two of the bikers in town for the weekend and they had had quite a ride over from Arkansas. Then I popped into Wild Bill’s Bar which had once been Nuttal & Mann's Saloon (commonly referred to as Saloon No. 10), the bar where Wild Bill Hickok was gunned down. I had a beer there and then I headed up the street to Legend’s Steakhouse in the old Franklin Hotel for dinner. They have the most beautiful bison ribeye on the menu and it’s something I had been looking forward to all week. It didn’t disappoint and I really enjoyed it. After dinner I set out to take some photos around town of all the bikers and then had a beer here and a beer there before calling it a night.

Motorcycles at the Deadwood Depot

I was up super early the next morning and made my way south through the Black Hills towards Jewel Cave. I was the only person on the road at 6am, but there were a ton of deer out there including quite a few spotted fawns. I had one close call as one of them dodged right and then turned and cut straight in front of my van. She was so close I could hear her hooves on the pavement, but thankfully I already had my foot on the brake so no fresh venison was procured. I got to Jewel Cave right when the visitors center opened, and I just went in to have a quick look around before moving on to Wind Cave. America’s sixth oldest national park, Wind Cave was also the last national park in the continental U.S. I hadn’t been to, so I was eager to check it out. When I got to Wind Cave I got tickets for two different tours: the Natural Entrance Tour and the Fairgrounds Tour. Each one lasted about an hour and a half and they were both really interesting. The key feature to Wind Cave is called boxwork, and apparently 95% of the world’s known boxwork is in Wind Cave. One of the guides described it as if you had a brick house but all of the bricks eroded away leaving just the mortar. The “bricks” in this case were limestone, which eroded away and left the calcium carbonate “mortar” behind. It’s not what I would call pretty, but it is really interesting and definitely cool to see. Because these are essentially dry caves, there were no stalagmites or stalactites, so it was mostly just the boxworks and a few other small features called cave popcorn. I spent my time in between tours and a little while afterwards hanging around and reading my book in the shade and eventually popped just down the road to the small town of Hot Springs.

Hot Springs, SD

Hot Springs is a cute little town where most of the buildings are made from locally quarried pink sandstone, giving the main street an oddly uniform appearance. It’s also home to several hot springs and to the Mammoth Site which is an archaeological site where they found 58 Columbian mammoth and three wooly mammoth remains. I had been to the fascinating Mammoth Site before and on another scorcher of a day had very little interest in hot springs of any sort, so I took some photos and wandered around a bit instead. There was a really nice little bar there called Whiskey River which was cool and friendly and had a really eclectic menu. I popped in for a beer and decided to stay for dinner which was a good choice. It had been a long day though so I was only there until the sun went down and it was cool enough to try and get some sleep.

Hot Springs, SD

I shot out of Hot Springs first thing on Saturday morning and made a beeline for South Dakota’s capital city of Pierre (pronounced “peer”). I did make one quick stop along the way because it’s hard to pass by Wall and not stop at the infamous Wall Drug. Founded back in 1931 as a small-town pharmacy, Ted and Dorothy Hustead struggled to lure customers in off the road. Then they had the brilliant idea to offer free ice water and 5¢ coffee and people started pouring in. Today those signs, still hand painted, stretch for hundreds of miles in every direction. They still offer free ice water and they still offer 5¢ coffee but today almost two million people a year come to Wall Drug. I don’t know if there’s still a pharmacy there, but there are a couple of restaurants, plenty of T-shirt and trinket shops and a near infinite amount of things for tourists to spend their money on. It’s definitely a must-see (although you really only need to see it once). That said, I hadn’t been there in years and 5¢ coffee is always a good idea in my book so I made a quick stop and then continued on to the capital city.

South Dakota State Capitol in Pierre

It was definitely hot by the time I got to Pierre, but I found a nice shaded spot across the street from the capitol building and headed out on foot from there. As I arrived, they were just setting up for a classic car show on the capitol grounds which was cool. I enjoyed a quick wander to check out the cars and then headed straight into the capitol. After South Dakota became a state, they had three separate elections to decide where the capital city should be. Pierre won all three of them and after the third one they decided to go ahead and build a permanent capitol building there. To save some money, they chose to use the blueprints from Montana’s capitol in Helena which I just went to see a few weeks ago so it felt very familiar. I was happy I could picture it in my head because this one is being renovated at the moment so the entire rotunda is covered in scaffolding. I was still able to see the legislative chambers and some of the artwork as I wandered the halls though and I had the place pretty much all to myself.  

Sunset in Fort Pierre

While in the capitol, I saw mention of the “state nosh” of South Dakota: chislic. Having no idea what that was, I set off to find some. It turned out to be heavily seasoned, fried steak which was traditionally lamb or mutton but apparently beef is more common these days. Not unlike Idaho’s steak fingers, chislic was simple, but also really good and I enjoyed mine at the Longbranch restaurant in downtown Pierre. From there I went out to the State Historical Society’s museum which was up a hill on the other side of the capitol from downtown. The ladies working there were great and very curious about what it was like to come from Washington D.C. I told them all I could and then headed in to see the museum. They are in the midst of a grand remodeling as well, but they had a couple of rooms complete and open. One of the coolest pieces in their collection was a Verendrye Plate. Back in 1742, French explorers Francois and Louis Joseph Verendrye spent two years exploring the western side of the continent and searching for a route to the Pacific (over 60 years before Lewis and Clark’s Corps of Discovery expedition). Along the way they buried metal plates which claimed the area for France. They buried one of these plates near present-day Fort Pierre (the town right across the river from Pierre), which was dug up by teenagers in 1913 and is now on display at the museum. On the back wall of the museum was a neat interactive panel telling the stories of some of South Dakota’s famous sons and daughters. I definitely didn’t know Bob Barker (of The Price is Right fame) was a South Dakotan. Although I wish I could have visited the museum when it was finished and complete, I was glad to have been able to see at least part of it while I was there.

Pioneer Days in Fort Pierre

When I left the museum, I went down to the Missouri River for a while to read some of their Lewis and Clark signs. Apparently when they came to this part of the river they encountered an encampment of the Teton Sioux, one of the very few negative encounters they had with any American Indian band along their journey. It was a tense meeting but everyone walked away alive so that was good. From there I headed to the other side of the river to Fort Pierre, where they were celebrating Pioneer Days with a street party and live music. When I arrived, I was able to see the championship round of the day’s turkey races which is exactly what it sounds like and was quite entertaining. Then I grabbed a beer and sat down to watch the band. The sun was going down, families were walking up and down the street, the band was playing, teenagers were running around with their friends and it felt like a very wholesome, small-town, summertime festival which was a perfect way to spend my evening.

The Dignity of Earth and Sky

I was up at 5am again the next morning and hit the road east. I drove along the Missouri River for a while through the Lower Brule and Crow Creek reservations. The sun was a reddish-orange ball through the morning haze and the huge fields of sunflowers were just nodding awake for the day. There was plenty of corn out there too and it was really quiet without any other cars on the road that early. When I got back to the interstate, I got off at the next exit to see the magnificent statue called The Dignity of Earth and Sky. Dignity is the work of South Dakota sculptor Dale Lamphere and was a gift to the people of South Dakota from the McKie family to celebrate its 125th anniversary as a state . Three Lakota women of different ages were used as the models for the sculpture and at 50’ tall, it is really something to behold. I have been seeing photos of this statue for years and it was one of my absolute must-sees on my drive through South Dakota. I thought it was amazing.

At the Corn Palace

Continuing down the highway, my next stop was at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD. The first of Mitchell’s Corn Palaces was built in 1892 as a gathering place where the community could hold a fall harvest festival. They still hold that festival today, but the current Corn Palace, the third built on that site, also hosts concerts, community gatherings, proms, graduations and one of the state’s biggest basketball tournaments. The outside is decorated with corn murals and every year they clear them off and start new ones, based on the theme chosen for that year. This year’s theme was America’s 250th and there were murals depicting the flag, the declaration of independence and other patriotic images. It takes about 250,000 ears of corn to completely decorate the Corn Palace, and it’s definitely something to see. In fact, about half a million people come to see it every year. This is another place I hadn’t been to in 20+ years and I really wanted to stop and have a peak. There isn’t much to it, and they are currently in the process of removing this year’s decorative murals, but it was still worth the stop.

Sioux Falls

From there I headed on to Sioux Falls in the far east of South Dakota. I started my visit with a wander through the Old Courthouse Museum which had some interesting displays but none were as interesting as the tremendous building itself. Leaving there I strolled down the Big Sioux River to the see the city’s namesake falls. I actually thought they were quite pretty flowing through the native pink sandstone of the area. There were some ruins there from an old mill which had once operated next to the river and the whole place has been developed into a beautiful city park. I crossed over the river and walked back into town on the east side, stopping to check out the Arc of Dreams, one of Sioux Falls’ most iconic landmarks. I stopped into Monk’s Ale House for a beer and a snack and then wandered downtown for a beer at the Fernson Brewery on Phillips Ave. My good friend Dave gave me a call and I hadn’t talked to him for a while so we caught up for an hour or so before I headed for my bed.

Farewell Statue in La Crosse

Another 5am start and another cool morning drive took me clear across the state of Minnesota in about 4 hours. It was great to see the mighty Mississippi River as I crossed into Wisconsin at La Crosse. I had been to La Crosse during my long visit to Wisconsin a few years back, and it was a nice enough place to spend the afternoon. While it was definitely humid out there, it was significantly cooler than it has been for me out west, and I really appreciated that. I spent some time at the library and then wandered down to the river for a bit. I popped into a couple of bars on 3rd St. which had once set a Guinness world record for having the most bars on one street in the world. There are a lot of them. Then I drove just north of downtown to a quiet little neighborhood to spend the night. Just up the street from where I parked was a little local bar called Dewey’s Side Street Pub. I thought I would pop in for a quick one, but since they had a special going with $1 tallboys of Hamm’s, I may have had more than one. There were some real characters in there that night and it definitely felt good to be back in Wisconsin.

King Gambrinus in La Crosse

It was a nice, cool night that night and it was great to be able to sleep in a little longer than I had been able to all week. When I got up, I walked across the street to a little diner called Marge’s on Rose for breakfast. I sat at the counter with all of the old guys from the neighborhood and ordered two pancakes which turned out to be the size of a dinner plate and almost an inch thick. I ate one and a little bit of the second and that was enough for me. It cost me under $10. Yes, it was definitely nice to be back in Wisconsin.

My People

After breakfast I set off east to try and find a little cemetery just south of Westfield which I hadn’t been to since I was a kid. This is my dad’s family cemetery and it’s where my grandparents and many members of my extended family are buried, on a plot which was once next to their family farm. I was pleased that I found it on the first try and even though it’s been 35 years since I was there, it looked familiar once I arrived. I found some of the graves of people I knew right away, but it took some poking about to find my grandparents’ grave. I did finally find it though and caught them up on everything that’s been going on lately. It may be strange to talk to old headstones in an empty cemetery, but I find it quite a healing thing to do, and I was glad I went.

Hanging With Chris

I hung around there for about an hour and then shot south to Madison to see my dear friend Chris. I’ve known Chris for over twenty years at this point and we’ve worked together at two different tour companies. He’s been back at home living in Madison for a while now while he’s been working on finishing up the book he’s been writing. He’s currently squatting in his uncle’s house who graciously agreed to let me stay there, in the air conditioning, for a couple of nights. When I arrived, we headed down the road to a little neighborhood tavern for lunch and caught up for a while over some great burgers. After lunch he helped me install a new air conditioner shroud on the top of my van. The old one had blown clear off of my van in a windstorm back in Wyoming, and while new ones are readily available, they need to be shipped somewhere so Chris let me ship it to him here. I’ve been watching the weather all week and trying to avoid any rain because without the shroud, when it is raining outside it can also be raining on my bed which is a serious problem. Thankfully it’s been a dry week and now I can let out a huge sigh of relief with that taken care of.

Brandy Old Fashioned

Chris had to go to work in the evening, so I went and got some work done in the library and then headed out to Toby’s Supper Club for dinner. A “supper club” is usually a fancy place, but in Wisconsin it is its own thing altogether. A Wisconsin supper club is a casual restaurant with good, hearty meals at a reasonable price. They usually have steaks and seafood and there are plenty of options for appetizers and sides. I started with a classic Wisconsin cocktail, a brandy old-fashioned. For dinner, I had some fried lake fish (bluegill) and some shrimp with a baked potato and a cup of creamy tomato soup. The whole experience was excellent and cost me about as much as a burger and a couple of beers would have cost me in Oregon. After dinner I headed back to meet up with Chris after work and we sat up late chewing the fat and talking about our plans for the coming year.

I can tell you that sleeping in an air-conditioned house was wonderful after the last couple of months in the heat. I slept very well. Chris and I spent the day continuing our conversation until he headed off to work and I headed here to the library in Middleton to finish up this week’s post. Tomorrow I am going to cruise north to Appleton to see some friends up there and then shoot down to Milwaukee for the Wisconsin State Fair over the weekend. I’m looking forward to seeing my Uncle on Monday and catching up with my cousins as well while I’m there. I haven’t seen them in a few years and it will be great to see what they’re up to. I will likely still be in the greater Milwaukee area at this time next week, enjoying cooler days and ice cold beers. It’s sure nice to be out of that western heat dome, and I’m really looking forward to autumn this year. Have a wonderful week and thank you, as always, for reading.

-Mike

At the Transportation Museum in Gillette

Gillette is Loved

Sundance State Bank

Shadow Catcher at Devil’s Tower

The Bullock in Deadwood

Motorcycles Everywhere in Deadwood

Cool Old Building and Sign in Deadwood

Motorcycle Flames in Deadwood

Calamity Jane in Deadwood

More Motorcycles

Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD

Pigs Fly in Sioux Falls

Inside the Corn Palace

Arc of Dreams in Sioux Falls

The Old Courthouse in Sioux Falls

Sioux Falls

Sioux Falls’ Post Clock

Classic Cars at the State Capitol in Pierre

Gillette’s Post Clock

At Sioux Falls

Walk of Governors in Pierre

Classic Cars at the State Capitol in Pierre

Early Morning Sunflowers

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This Week on the Road - November 17th-24th

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This Week on the Road - November 17th-24th

Hello everyone and a very Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends out there. I have made it to my dad’s place in Charleston, West Virginia for Turkey Day and will be here through the weekend. It’s nice to be in out of the cold and with my family and I’m looking forward to a few weeks off the road before setting off again early next year. This week has been about making my way east, catching up with friends, warming up at some of the Midwest’s finest tiki bars and catching some great (and not so great) live music along the way. I’ve slept a lot this week as the long nights and cold weather have inspired early bedtimes and late mornings, but I’m also coming down from a busy 6 months on the road and need a little extra sleep. When I pulled out of Minnesota, I considered my 3 state mission complete and shifted my focus to some down time. I still have plenty of photos to get to and a podcast that’s been gathering dust, but it was time to enjoy myself and the long ride home. It hasn’t been the busiest of weeks, but I’d love to share with you what I’ve been up to.

When I left off last week I was in Milwaukee and headed out with my cousins for the evening. Sadly, one of the two of them had just gotten her booster shot and was not feeling up to it, so it turned out to be just myself and Emmalyn and we joined her husband, Brian, a little later in the evening. It was great to see them and hear what they’ve been up to these last few months. I’m very grateful for the time they’ve shared with me this summer. While we’ve been Facebook friends for years and kept in touch that way, it’s nice to connect with them and know more about that side of my family.

Thursday I woke up to snow swirling around my van. I hit the gym and then headed to the grocery store in the morning to pick up some things for my dad. He grew up in Milwaukee, so I wanted to get him some brats, sausage, cheese, a Racine kringle and a few other things from his home state since I was on my way to see him. I also picked up some New Glarus beer (which you can’t buy outside the state) to share with my friends back at home. Then I headed south to Illinois and stopped at the library to get some work done and let the traffic in Chicago die down. I knew I would be up late in the Windy City, so I also took a nice long afternoon nap. When I got up, I ordered a deep-dish, Chicago style pizza from Pequod’s on the recommendation of one of my Chicago friends. Chicago pizza takes about 45 minutes to cook, so I ordered it before I left and then headed on down to the city. It wasn’t quite ready when I got there, so I got it right out of the oven which was the plan. I really love Chicago style pizza, and while I don’t think this was the best one I’ve ever gotten, it was still really good. With a couple of slices of pizza in me, I headed on to Kingston Mines, Chicago’s oldest and largest blues club. They have live blues on two alternating stages 365 days out of the year and are always a great bet for good music in Chicago. I was happy to find the club alive and well after having not been there for many years and I was happy to see many young people in the audience as Blues usually attracts an older crowd. Some young theatre kids were even showing off their dance moves which was fun, although one couple looked more like they were having synchronized seizures than dancing. The music was great on both stages and I would have loved to stay until their 3am closing time, but I knew that wasn’t going to be a good idea under the circumstances. The best time to get through the city of Chicago is between midnight and 5am, so I only had two beers while I was at the club and headed south just after twelve. From Lincoln Park, which is on the north side of Chicago, all the way to the Indiana border only took me 35 minutes which is a near miracle. The road along the Lake Michigan shoreline was clear and quick and I enjoyed nighttime views of downtown and the Navy Pier. While I got to bed pretty late, I knew it had saved some serious time for the next day so I wasn’t too worried about it.

Friday morning I headed out to Indiana Dunes National Park on the south shore of Lake Michigan. It was great to see the lake again and I enjoyed a visit to the Century of Progress Homes in the park. These model homes were on display at the 1933 World’s Fair in Chicago and then were moved via barge across Lake Michigan and set up on the shoreline there.

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This Week on the Road - September 29th-October 6th

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This Week on the Road - September 29th-October 6th

Hello Everyone and greetings from Minnesota. I crossed over at Duluth on the first of October which seemed like and appropriate day for a new beginning. It’s always a bit strange crossing into a new state because over the last however many weeks I’ve become accustomed to wherever I was. Within a state there are certainly regional differences, but crossing the state line isn’t a gradual change from north to south or east to west. Grocery stores are one way in Superior, Wisconsin and are something completely different 10 minutes away in Duluth (no booze in MN stores). And while people obviously move freely between the two, you can see differences in the culture immediately too. Packers green and gold gives way to Vikings purple and white and the maps on peoples’ t-shirts change as well. Spend enough time in one state and you’ll forever after recognize that state’s shape because you’ll see it everywhere if you’re really paying attention. It’s fun. Also apparently they call port-a-johns “biffies” in Minnesota. Oh, and the Twin Cities become just “The Cities” when you cross the state line. I have definitely been a little bit surprised by how many clothes people are wearing up here. Temperatures have been in the fifties and sixties and I’m still in shorts and a t-shirt but the locals are wearing jeans and coats and hats. Mark Twain has often been quoted (erroneously, apparently) as saying “the coldest winter I ever spent was summer in Duluth” and I know winter temperatures around here can get down to 50 below, and I just can’t imagine how cold these people must feel in the middle of winter if they’re so wrapped up in the beginning of October. I also got a kick out of a local radio ad which was telling employers to book a fun day out for their employees with a no bag-limit pheasant hunt “reserve your birds today”. Of course if it weren’t for these differences, traveling around the country the way that I am wouldn’t be nearly as fun.

So I have a fly which has been in my van for a few days now. I envision him thinking he is my dog because he seems to want to play all the time. He’s also very Midwestern in his mannerisms. He doesn’t bother me, but he wants me to know I’m not alone either. He keeps me company and comes and lands on me when I hop into bed. He doesn’t bite and he leaves me alone if I swish him away enough, but every time I get him out the door, he flies right back in again. He doesn’t move very fast and I could whack him with a flyswatter pretty easily, but he’s not really causing me any problems so for now, he can stay.

After I finished up this post last week, I headed out to Amicon Falls State Park which is about 15 minutes east of Superior. It’s a beautiful state park with quite a few waterfalls around to see, all within an easy walk of the parking lot. Like so many of the rivers in Wisconsin, there are a lot of tannins in the water from the trees which line their banks, leaving the water a brown, cola-like color. I don’t know where the Amicon River flows from, but it was raging when I was there. There was so much water going over the falls, and there hasn’t been much rain here recently and obviously no snow-melt in quite a while. It was pretty cool to see that much power in the water. That evening I went to celebrate my time in Wisconsin coming to a close with a beautiful cut of prime rib at Hammond’s Bar and Steakhouse which of course had to be accompanied by a brandy old-fashioned. I only made it to a few of Wisconsin’s storied supper clubs, but they made a big impression and were a wonderful part of my experience.

Thursday morning dawned foggy and grey, but I had one last place I wanted to see before I could leave Wisconsin: the state’s highest waterfall: Manitou Falls, at Pattison State Park. It was also only about 15 minutes out of Superior, and definitely worth the drive. I was actually really surprised by how high it was as most of the waterfalls I have seen around the state have been pretty small (it’s a flat state). Manitou Falls was impressive by any standard and I enjoyed eating my breakfast and watching the cascades. After breakfast I went on a little 3 mile round-trip hike to Little Manitou Falls which was also a pretty good sized waterfall. The sun came out and the fog burned off and by the time I returned to my van it had turned into a beautiful day. I decided to hang out there for a while, work on my podcast and enjoy the weather. I ended up staying at the park far into the middle of the afternoon and then headed to the library for a while to try and catch up on some of my photos from last week. By the time I was ready to go, it was late so I decided to hang on in Superior for one more night instead of crossing over late and when I was tired. I went for a burger and the Anchor Bar in Superior which came recommended by a friend. It was a decent burger at a very good price, but the people working there looked and acted the way most servers and bartenders feel but don’t show. I ended the night back at the Thirsty Pagan in the old railroad station with a nice beer and some good live music. That’s definitely a place I will return someday.

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Snapshots: Red Cliff Cultural Days

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Snapshots: Red Cliff Cultural Days

I felt truly privileged to experience Cultural Days with the Red Cliff Band of Lake Superior Chippewa on their Reservation on the shores of Lake Superior. It was a beautiful day to celebrate their culture. In addition to all of the dancing, chanting and beautiful regalia pictured here, there were also stations set up to learn more about the culture of the Anishinaabe people. I helped render down bear fat and learned about its healing qualities, drank cedar and wintergreen tea and ate smoked fish, fried walleye and bear cracklins. I also learned about birch-bark basket making, heard some wonderful flute and drum music and watched some traditional gambling games. My favorite experience of the day was throwing a spear using an atlatl which is something I had only ever seen in museums before. I have been very fortunate in my life to have experienced Native American culture in several different parts of the country, and to be able to attend a festival like this one is truly special. The people of the Red Cliff Band were particularly welcoming and really helped me understand their culture better for which I am forever grateful. They even got me to join in on several of their spot dances which was just wonderful. It’s a different experience to be inside the circle looking out than outside the circle looking in. I hope you enjoy these photos which will give you a glimpse into the magic of the day.

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Snapshots: Bayfield - Gateway to the Apostles

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Snapshots: Bayfield - Gateway to the Apostles

According to their Chamber of Commerce, Bayfield is one of USA Today's Best Coastal Small Towns, Wisconsin's Smallest City, the Berry Capital of the State, and the Gateway to the Apostle Islands. That’s a lot for a place with a population of only around 500. the town was named in 1856 for Henry Bayfield, a British admiral and topographic engineer who explored the region in the 1820s.Lumber and fishing were the big industries in the early days and Bayfield also served as a port city. You can tell from some of the beautiful Victorian homes in town that at least a few people made their fortunes here. I found Bayfield to be a charming place with beautiful architecture and wonderful views out over the lake. It was my jumping-off point to both Madeline Island and Apostle Islands National Lakeshore. If you visit, be sure you try the local delicacy of whitefish livers which was one of the tastiest dishes I’ve had in a long time. I hope you enjoy these photos from this wonderful lakefront city.

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Snapshots: Madeline Island - Beauty in the Apostles

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Snapshots: Madeline Island - Beauty in the Apostles

Madeline Island is the largest of the Apostle Islands which sit just off the coast of Wisconsin’s Lake Superior shoreline. It is the only one of the Apostles which isn’t a part of Apostle Island National Lakeshore and the only one open to development. The permanent population of the island hovers around 300 but grows considerably during the summer months. The island is named after Madeline Cadotte, an Ojibwe woman and the daughter of Chief White Crane who married a white fur trader and lived on the island in the 19th century.

The island is important to the Ojibwe as a spiritual center and was also the home of Chief Buffalo, the man responsible for negotiating the Treaty of 1854 which helped create a permanent Reservation on the Lake Superior coast.

Madeline Island was a major fur trading post for many years and later industries included commercial fishing, logging and tourism. Both Father Marquette and Bishop Baraga (the “Snowshoe Priest”) visited the island and helped establish missions there.

I had a great visit to Madeline Island. The ferry only took about 20 minutes to make the crossing and I brought my van with me and stayed at wonderful Big Bay State Park on the far side of the island. The ferry docks at La Pointe, the island’s only town which has several restaurants, bars and shops. It’s also where I found Tom’s Burned Down Cafe, one of the coolest bars I went to in the state. I enjoyed hiking in the state park and a long drive around the island on a very well maintained dirt road. I was sorry that the museum was closed when I was there, but I’m sure it had some interesting artifacts in it. Sunset over Lake Superior looking back at the mainland was magical. I hope you enjoy these photos from my time on beautiful Madeline Island.

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In Focus: Apostle Islands National Lakeshore

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In Focus: Apostle Islands National Lakeshore

Apostle Islands National Lakeshore is a beautiful park which stretches along Wisconsin’s Lake Superior coastline. The park extends over 21 of the 22 islands in the area with only Madeline Island being outside its boundary. In addition to the islands themselves, the park extends to the historic fishing area at Little Sand Bay and the beautiful coastline and sea caves at Myers Beach. Nobody is quite sure who gave the islands their names, but French maps referred to them as the Apostle Islands as early as the 1700s. The National Lakeshore was established in 1970, having been proposed by Wisconsin’s Senator Gaylord Nelson who is also considered the founder of Earth Day.

During my time in the park, I enjoyed a scenic cruise around the islands with Apostle Island Cruises. Our 2.5 hour journey took us around most of the islands with special attention paid to the beautiful, outer Devil’s Island and the historic lighthouse at Raspberry Island. Unfortunately, the islands were closed to camping during my stay so I wasn’t able to spend the night out there which I really would have enjoyed. Beyond the cruise, I spent some time learning about the history of the area at the outdoor museum at Little Sand Bay (which was also a wonderful place to watch the sunset). There were also recorded stories from rangers, historians and Native Americans in this section to listen to. On my last morning in the park I visited the Myers Beach section to hike the Lakeshore Trail to The Bowl to view the amazing sea caves and beautiful coastline. I was also pleasantly surprised by the number and variety of mushrooms I experienced along this trail. I had a wonderful visit to the Apostle Islands and hope you enjoy these photos from my stay.

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This Week on the Road - September 22nd-29th

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This Week on the Road - September 22nd-29th

Hello Everyone! It’s hard to believe that September has come and gone so quickly. We’re still a solid week or two from peak fall foliage here thanks to the lakes, but the weather has cooled and it definitely feels like fall. I’ve had a wonderful week on the road as I wound up my time here in Wisconsin with a visit to the Apostle Islands, spent a day with the Red Cliff Band of the Lake Superior Chippewa and a quiet night on Madeline Island before following Lake Superior to the Minnesota border. It’s been great to be back on the banks of this greatest of the Great Lakes. As much as I’ve loved my time in Wisconsin, I missed sitting on the shores of one or another Great Lake as I went. I did get two sad messages this week that I wanted to share with you. Way back when I had just begun this blog, I visited McDowell County in southern West Virginia and met a wonderful lady named Orbie Campbell who ran a tiny coffee shop in the town of War. Ms. Orbie passed away this week at the age of 76. She will be greatly missed in War for her kind spirit and welcoming demeanor. I also got word this week that Nancy, who ran the bar and kitchen at Teddy’s Juke Joint in Zachary, Louisiana (and was married to Teddy for over 40 years) passed away this month as well. Nancy was a kind soul who always had a cold beer and a good story waiting for me when I walked in the door. She will also be truly missed. May Ms. Orbie and Ms. Nancy both rest in peace.

After I finished this post last Wednesday, my new friend Russ and I did indeed do some kayaking. We loaded up his kayaks and headed out to Black River Lake and had the whole place to ourselves. It was a great time and a beautiful day to be there. We had one bald eagle and two swans for company and spent a couple of hours paddling around the lake under sunny skies with a pleasant breeze. Afterwards we went and shot some pool at the American Legion before calling it a night.

Thursday I took off from Bessemer and headed deeper into Michigan’s Upper Peninsula to spend the day in the Porcupine Mountains. I decided to skip this far corner of the U.P. when I was up there last month, knowing I would be much closer when I came north through Wisconsin and imagining it would be more beautiful in the fall. It really was a beautiful day and the park didn’t disappoint. I spent the morning in the Presque Island side of the park, wandering the coast and then up the Presque River to a couple of waterfalls. Then I headed around the park to the other side to visit the stunning Lake of the Clouds. Lake of the Clouds is one of Michigan’s most well-known natural features, and its reputation is well deserved. The lake is nestled in a hilly basin just up from the shores of Lake Superior, but it feels much more isolated when you are there. The best views were from the overlook, but I enjoyed a hike down to lake level as well. Fall colors aren’t quite at their peak, but I definitely think what color was there added to the scenery. It was a beautiful stop. From there I headed back to Wakefield where I stopped at the Randall Bakery for a delicious pasty (when in Rome, right?) before boogying back to Wisconsin. I pretty much made a beeline for Ashland as the day was wearing on and I wanted to get there before dark. Russ had gone kayaking in the Apostle Island sea caves that day, so he met me for a beer at the brewery before he headed back to Bessemer. I really enjoyed hanging out with him for a few days – we had a really good time.

Friday morning I headed to the Ashland Historical Museum. It was a typical small town collection of bric-a-brac, but I enjoyed poking around and the people there were nice. I took a stroll around downtown to check out Ashland’s beautiful murals and then ducked into the library right as it started to rain. I wanted to start to wind up my time in Wisconsin and look ahead towards Minnesota. When the rain started to let up, I made my way out to the beach for a while. It was a little chilly for a swim, but I enjoyed my dinner with a view out over Lake Superior. That night I enjoyed listening to the local high school team, the Ashland Oredockers, play Friday night football on the radio. I had a couple of beers in a few different places, but they were all pretty quiet so I called it a night.

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Snapshots: Mercer - Northwoods Small Town Charm

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Snapshots: Mercer - Northwoods Small Town Charm

Mercer is a small community of under 2,000 people situated along Highway 51 in Iron County, Wisconsin. The area has one of the highest concentrations of loons in the country and Mercer has designated itself The Loon Capital of the World. The town placed a massive 16 foot loon at its Chamber of Commerce named Clair d’ Loon. Every year in August, Mercer celebrates Loon Day which includes a loon calling contest. I thought it was a great little town with some fun shops and a cute Northwoods-style downtown area. It seemed like a lot of the businesses in town were for sale, so maybe this would be a great opportunity for someone looking to move to the area. I wasn’t in Mercer long, but it definitely charmed me and I wanted to share these pictures with you from The Loon Capital of the World.

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Snapshots: Rhinelander - Sunsets and Hodags in Wisconsin's Northwoods

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Snapshots: Rhinelander - Sunsets and Hodags in Wisconsin's Northwoods

Rhinelander is a charming little town in Oneida County in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. Located near the convergence of the Wisconsin and Pelican Rivers, Rhinelander got its start as a lumbering town and was first called Pelican Rapids. They changed their name to Rhinelander after Frederic Rhinelander, who was president of the Milwaukee, Lake Shore and Western Railroad at the time, in an effort to bring the railroad to their town.

In 1893 a local man named Eugene Shepard came to town with stories of a savage beast he caught which he called a “hodag”. A couple of years later, he told people he had caught another hodag, but this time it was alive. He brought his catch to the county fair where he charged people for a peak at the beast. When news of the hodag reached the Smithsonian Institution, they were determined to send a team to document the find. It was then that Shepard admitted it was all a hoax. Despite this admission, Rhinelander took the hodag and ran with it. Today you can find hodag statues at the Chamber of Commerce, the courthouse, the library and many other locations. You can drink Hodag Blood Ale at the brewery and cheer on the Rhinelander Hodags at their high school sporting events. It is definitely the town’s mascot.

I had a wonderful visit to Rhinelander. I loved the beautiful downtown area, the county courthouse and especially the photogenic feed store in town which was especially magical the evening I took these photos. I hope you enjoy these photos from my visit to Rhinelander, Home of the Hodags.

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This Week on the Road - September 16th-23rd

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This Week on the Road - September 16th-23rd

Hello Everyone! First and foremost this week, thank you all for your concern over my health last week. It was definitely just a cold and passed in a couple of days. It’s not fun to be sick on the road, but I was happy it was neither too hot to hang out in my van nor too cold to hang out outside of it making it far easier to get past. It’s been a beautiful week up here in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and a much quieter week than I’ve had all summer. As you all know better than anyone, I’ve been going pretty full-on since the beginning of June and while it’s been a wonderful summer, taking it easy for a few days has been really nice. It’s mostly been a week of fishing, reading and relaxing which I’ll get to in a minute, but first a couple of things that have been on my mind this week.

I saw a sign outside a restaurant this week which said “Money is not free!! This is NOT the American way! Please go to work. Be an American! Help your community, get a job!” I found this particularly offensive outside of a restaurant. You may not know that I spent a good chunk of my life working in restaurants, so I know a fair bit about the industry. Minimum wage in restaurants in the U.S. is $2.13 an hour with Wisconsin’s minimum wage slightly higher at $2.33. That means for a 40 hour week, a restaurant pays a server less than a hundred dollars. That money goes to pay that server’s taxes so in however many years I worked in restaurants, I never once received a paycheck that didn’t have $0.00 on it. You are dependent on a custom of tipping in this country and people’s individual upbringing, understanding and whim. That custom dictates people leave 15-20% of their bill to their server (which is taxed). From those tips, the server has to give a percentage to the bartender and the busboys. More recently, restaurants have decided to dip even further into their servers’ pockets and have them tip out the host, food runners and even the kitchen staff (and have cut those other employees’ salaries accordingly). Instead of a more equitable and reasonable sharing of their own profits (which would cause people to work harder and be more loyal) they’ve decided that servers should share around money left for them by their customers instead. The last time I worked at a restaurant, I was expected to “tip out” 5% of my sales or a quarter to a third of my tips, depending on how generous people were that day. And now restaurant owners have the gall to complain that servers don’t want to work under these conditions and for these paltry wages. They are calling them lazy and un-American. I find it highly offensive and you should too. I have seen “Help Wanted” and “Now Hiring” signs on pretty much every restaurant I’ve walked past this summer, but none are offering $10/hour (some may be, but if they were they would advertise it) and I guarantee that none are offering profit-sharing or benefits. A reckoning in the American restaurant industry is long overdue, and maybe it’s actually upon us. Unlike factory jobs, service jobs can’t be outsourced to other parts of the world (or believe me, they would be). People might take to ordering off of an iPad at their table, but I don’t see that working out so well even at McDonalds. If restaurants want people to work for their business, they may just have to pay people more than slave-wages and stop dipping so deep into their employee’s pockets to pay their other staff. Or they can continue running short-staffed and losing money hand-over-fist which is what they’re doing now, waiting for federal pandemic unemployment to run out so they can get their servants… I mean servers back. I feel for people who are struggling keeping their businesses going, I really do. But in an industry which pays someone two dollars an hour and expects their loyalty and dedication I have my issues. I saw this sign in the parking lot of a restaurant and pulled right out again taking my business elsewhere.

My second issue which came up this week had to do with masks and businesses (I know, you’re probably as tired as I am of hearing about it so I’ll make this short). Here in Northern Wisconsin, the only places I’ve seen mask “mandates” are at the post office and the library. The Indian Reservations have them as well, but those are governed under Tribal Law and there is no arguing them. I have, however, seen many businesses which, in typical Wisconsin fashion, kindly request that all customers wear a mask. They’re not forcing anyone to do anything, just asking that people respect their wishes to enter their business. I have been shocked to walk into many of these places (with my mask on, of course) and see nobody else in the whole place wearing one. If I ask you to take off your shoes when you come into my house, you don’t have to do so but it makes you a real a**hole if you don’t. The same goes for going unmasked in a store that requests you do so. I don’t remember ever seeing anything else in my life that turned so many decent people into stubborn jerks.

See what happens when I slow down? Too much time to think about these things for sure. After writing last week’s post, I did spend some more time in Rhinelander and really enjoyed it. They’ve definitely gone “all-in” on their love for the mythical beast the hodag. There’s Hodag Park and the Hodag Festival and their high school mascot is also the hodag. You can get Hodag Blood Ale at the brewery and there are whole stores dedicated to selling hodag memorabilia. It’s fun, but a little over-the-top, especially in a town with more to offer. But seeing the hodag around wherever I looked made me smile and I enjoyed my time in Rhinelander.

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